ChatGPT Can Now Tell You You’re Ugly, Stupid, and a Failure — VIP Subscription Required
SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI launched Tuesday its most provocative offering yet: ChatGPT Savage, a $49 monthly subscription delivering personalized insults to users…
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U.S. Schools to Require Golf Lessons for All Students Starting 2026
President Donald Trump has unveiled a nationwide policy that will require all public school students to learn golf starting in the 2026…
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Trump Allows Americans to Bet Their 401(k) on Blackjack and Slots
In a policy move that stunned both Wall Street and Las Vegas, former President Donald Trump announced support for legislation allowing Americans…
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Low-cost Airlines Now Weigh Travelers Together With Luggage to Ensure “Fair Fares”
Several budget airlines have announced a controversial new policy: passengers and their luggage will now be weighed together before boarding. The measure,…
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Chinese Counterfeit Clothing Factory Relocates to U.S. to Avoid New Tariffs
A leading Chinese producer of imitation luxury apparel has announced plans to relocate operations to the United States. The company, nicknamed “Guccii…
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U.S. Announces 2028 Presidential Election to Be Hosted Exclusively on Truth Social
The Federal Election Commission announced today that the 2028 U.S. presidential election will take place entirely within the Truth Social app. Officials…
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Young Americans Complain ChatGPT Isn’t Delivering Profits as Expected
August 7, 2025 — New York A growing number of young Americans are voicing frustration with the financial returns they expected from…
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In Response to U.S. Tariffs, Indian Software Developers Slow Down Coding by 25%
New Delhi – August 7, 2025 — In an unexpected move that blends quiet protest with strategic disruption, a growing number of…
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Apple Announces iPhone 18 Will Be Fully Identical to iPhone 17
Cupertino, CA — In a bold move described by some as “philosophically minimalist,” Apple has officially announced that the upcoming iPhone 18…
