Trump Says Russia Presents No Issue Unless It Invades Czech Republic
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump outlined his administration’s foreign policy stance regarding Russia during a White House press briefing Tuesday, declaring that…
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Eternal Rulers Club: China, Russia, India Launch “League of Dictatorship States”
BEIJING — Leaders from China, Russia, and India gathered in Beijing to announce the creation of a new alliance, informally dubbed the…
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Trump Directs Administration to Locate 3 Additional Wars to End, Says ‘Nobel Committee Will Have No Choice’
Washington, D.C., August 28, 2025 — President Donald Trump announced today a bold directive for his administration: locate three additional wars to…
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Trump Proposes Constitutional Reform to Establish Monarchy in the United States
WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump announced a proposal to replace the American democratic system with a monarchy, calling it a “bold…
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EU Parliament Forms 17 New Russia Sanctions Committees, Ukraine-Russia War to End by Thursday
BRUSSELS — The European Parliament has announced the creation of 17 new committees tasked with drafting sanctions against Russia. Officials confidently predicting…
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Russians Obtain Epstein Files; Putin Jokes About Replying to Melania’s Letter
MANHATTAN – Russian intelligence operatives obtained classified Jeffrey Epstein court documents after a federal judge accidentally left them on a Central Park…
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Treasury Stops Publishing National Debt to Save Americans from Needless Stress
In an unexpected policy shift, the U.S. Treasury announced it will no longer publish the national debt figures, citing growing concerns over…
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Pornhub Reports Majority of Profits Now Driven by VPN Services
MONTREAL, Canada – Adult entertainment giant Pornhub announced in its quarterly earnings report that VPN subscription services now account for 67% of…
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After Recognizing Palestine, Australia Formally Declares Himba Tribe a Sovereign State
CANBERRA – Days after officially recognizing the State of Palestine, the Australian government has surprised the international community by granting sovereign state…
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Make Alaska Russian Again’: Demonstrators Rally in Anchorage for Return to Moscow Rule
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Approximately 200 demonstrators gathered outside the Alaska State Capitol on Saturday, waving Russian flags and demanding the immediate “return”…
