Treasury Stops Publishing National Debt to Save Americans from Needless Stress
In an unexpected policy shift, the U.S. Treasury announced it will no longer publish the national debt figures, citing growing concerns over…
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Pornhub Reports Majority of Profits Now Driven by VPN Services
MONTREAL, Canada – Adult entertainment giant Pornhub announced in its quarterly earnings report that VPN subscription services now account for 67% of…
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After Recognizing Palestine, Australia Formally Declares Himba Tribe a Sovereign State
CANBERRA – Days after officially recognizing the State of Palestine, the Australian government has surprised the international community by granting sovereign state…
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Make Alaska Russian Again’: Demonstrators Rally in Anchorage for Return to Moscow Rule
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Approximately 200 demonstrators gathered outside the Alaska State Capitol on Saturday, waving Russian flags and demanding the immediate “return”…
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ChatGPT Can Now Tell You You’re Ugly, Stupid, and a Failure — VIP Subscription Required
SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI launched Tuesday its most provocative offering yet: ChatGPT Savage, a $49 monthly subscription delivering personalized insults to users…
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U.S. Schools to Require Golf Lessons for All Students Starting 2026
President Donald Trump has unveiled a nationwide policy that will require all public school students to learn golf starting in the 2026…
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Trump Allows Americans to Bet Their 401(k) on Blackjack and Slots
In a policy move that stunned both Wall Street and Las Vegas, former President Donald Trump announced support for legislation allowing Americans…
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Low-cost Airlines Now Weigh Travelers Together With Luggage to Ensure “Fair Fares”
Several budget airlines have announced a controversial new policy: passengers and their luggage will now be weighed together before boarding. The measure,…
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Chinese Counterfeit Clothing Factory Relocates to U.S. to Avoid New Tariffs
A leading Chinese producer of imitation luxury apparel has announced plans to relocate operations to the United States. The company, nicknamed “Guccii…
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U.S. Announces 2028 Presidential Election to Be Hosted Exclusively on Truth Social
The Federal Election Commission announced today that the 2028 U.S. presidential election will take place entirely within the Truth Social app. Officials…
