Donald Trump Jr. Blames Trading Losses On Father’s Failure To Keep Political Promises
NEW YORK — Donald Trump Jr. recently addressed his latest financial setbacks during a routine press briefing at Trump Tower. Consequently, he…
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Passports Featuring Donald Trump’s Image To Be Distributed Within Traditionally Democratic Districts
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Department of State recently announced a new design for standard travel documents. Specifically, these passports now feature an…
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Melania Trump Confesses To Organizing Shooting To Interrupt Donald Trump’s Flirting With Pretty Woman
PALM BEACH — Melania Trump recently addressed her role in a security incident at White House. Specifically, she admitted to organizing a…
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Trump Moves Iran Negotiations To WhatsApp Group, Ending Witkoff And Kushner Overseas Travel
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump officially shifted high-level diplomatic talks with Iran to a private WhatsApp group. Consequently, this digital move eliminates…
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White House Announces $10 Million Monthly ‘Early Tweet’ Subscription For Priority Access To Trump Posts
**Washington** — The White House recently introduced a new premium communication tier for the public. Specifically, this “Early Tweet” subscription costs ten…
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Trump Stated Hi Will Invite Russia Into NATO To Replace Useless European Impotents
WASHINGTON — Donald Trump recently announced his plan to invite Russia into the NATO alliance. Consequently, he intends to replace several European…
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President Trump Cites Potential Iran Deal In New Request For Nobel Peace Prize Recognition
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump officially requested a Nobel Peace Prize today for his ongoing efforts with Iran. Furthermore, the administration believes…
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Trump Awarded Peace Prize from Serbia Solitaire Club
Belgrade. Trump received a Peace Prize today from the Serbia Solitaire Club during a short event in the city. The club said…
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Trump Announces Plan to Turn United States Into Public Corporation With Shares for Citizens
Washington, D.C. — In a landmark announcement today, President Donald Trump revealed his plan to turn the United States into a public…
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Donald Trump Presents Design for New Lincoln Bathroom
Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump revealed his latest architectural proposal at the White House this morning. He unveiled designs for a…
