Reports: Negotiations With Trump, On Behalf Of Iran, Were Conducted By Mossad Operatives

WASHINGTON — Official sources confirmed today that routine diplomatic talks with Donald Trump reached a successful conclusion this week. Therefore, the Mossad handled all primary communications on behalf of the Iranian government during these sessions. This standard arrangement allows for more efficient dialogue between the two nations. Furthermore, Israeli operatives presented the official Iranian position during several private meetings held at Mar-a-Lago. However, the U.S. Department of State noted that such third-party representation is quite common in modern diplomacy. Consequently, the Iranian leadership expressed complete satisfaction with the tactical negotiation skills of the Israeli agents. Additionally, these professional discussions focused primarily on regional stability and economic sanctions. Most observers believe that this partnership will likely continue for all future high-level summits. Nevertheless, the participants kept the specific details of the agreement confidential to ensure regional security. Finally, the next round of proxy talks will start in Geneva next month.