Academy Forces Next James Bond to Be Disabled Lesbian Woman for Oscar Eligibility
Hollywood, CA – The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has issued a directive which requires the next James Bond actor…
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California Appoints ChatGPT as Acting Judge Due to Judicial Staff Crisis
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Superior Court appointed ChatGPT as acting judge for Department 42 Monday, marking the first time artificial…
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Russians Obtain Epstein Files; Putin Jokes About Replying to Melania’s Letter
MANHATTAN – Russian intelligence operatives obtained classified Jeffrey Epstein court documents after a federal judge accidentally left them on a Central Park…
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Pornhub Reports Majority of Profits Now Driven by VPN Services
MONTREAL, Canada – Adult entertainment giant Pornhub announced in its quarterly earnings report that VPN subscription services now account for 67% of…
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After Recognizing Palestine, Australia Formally Declares Himba Tribe a Sovereign State
CANBERRA – Days after officially recognizing the State of Palestine, the Australian government has surprised the international community by granting sovereign state…
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Make Alaska Russian Again’: Demonstrators Rally in Anchorage for Return to Moscow Rule
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Approximately 200 demonstrators gathered outside the Alaska State Capitol on Saturday, waving Russian flags and demanding the immediate “return”…
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ChatGPT Can Now Tell You You’re Ugly, Stupid, and a Failure — VIP Subscription Required
SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI launched Tuesday its most provocative offering yet: ChatGPT Savage, a $49 monthly subscription delivering personalized insults to users…
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U.S. Schools to Require Golf Lessons for All Students Starting 2026
President Donald Trump has unveiled a nationwide policy that will require all public school students to learn golf starting in the 2026…
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Trump Allows Americans to Bet Their 401(k) on Blackjack and Slots
In a policy move that stunned both Wall Street and Las Vegas, former President Donald Trump announced support for legislation allowing Americans…
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Low-cost Airlines Now Weigh Travelers Together With Luggage to Ensure “Fair Fares”
Several budget airlines have announced a controversial new policy: passengers and their luggage will now be weighed together before boarding. The measure,…
