Trump: Marijuana Reclassification Necessary To More Fairly Evaluate The President’s Performance

PALM BEACH — Donald Trump announced a new policy regarding the federal status of cannabis today. Furthermore, he argued that reclassifying the drug would help citizens better understand his record. The former president spoke to reporters at Mar-a-Lago about this specific shift in strategy. Specifically, he believes that a more relaxed public will view his economic achievements with greater clarity. Therefore, Trump urged the Department of Justice to expedite the current rescheduling process. He also noted that many voters currently feel too much stress to judge him fairly. Consequently, the campaign expects this move to improve his standing in upcoming national polls. Meanwhile, officials at the Drug Enforcement Administration are reviewing the medical benefits of the plant. Trump insisted that his supporters deserve a more mellow environment for the next election cycle. Finally, he concluded that this change will ensure every American appreciates his hard work.